W.W.J.D.

well...."I"....think he would....always say "please" and "thank you", he would always pass the salt WITH the pepper - as they are a married couple, he would never reach his hand out to a woman to shake it...unless she reached out first, he would always make the bed if he was the last one out of it, he would never put a plate in the sink without rinsing it first...to make sure the food doesn't get all gross and crusty, he would refrain from flipping off an annoying driver off (even though he might really want to), he would never take the last piece of pizza (even though he REALLY DOES want to)...because that would be rude, he would always play his turn at Words with Friends and Hanging with Friends as soon as it was his turn and not make his opponent have to beg him to play (just sayin'), he would always put the toilet paper on the roll so that it comes off the top of the roll, in front, and never from the back, he would always put his clothes in the dirty clothes hamper - right side out, he would wash his hands frequently to avoid the spread of disease, he would love dogs more than any other animal, he would blog, he would find WalMart offensive, he would always choose coffee over tea, he would choose Chinese over Vietnamese (Jesus wouldn't like a cat as a pet, much less to eat one), he would do his share to help others, he would always take time to smell the roses, he would hold the door open for a woman...unless it's a really uptight woman who thinks it's your job to open the door for her, then he might just happen to let it close behind him, he would wear a suit with no socks....just because he's cool like that, he would be well groomed, he would avoid letting his grey show, he would be honest when opening a gift and not "fake" liking it (if he really didn't), he would be brutally honest, he wouldn't smoke, he would cover his mouth when he coughed or sneezed, he would probably wear Lululemon....even if it is over priced and never goes on sale, he would use a manual - old fashioned pencil over a mechanical "clicky" annoying pencil, he would be a late adapter to technology - but he would hit it FULL STEAM AHEAD once he caught on, he would hold his friends and family close, he would eat Snickers bars, he would eat spaghetti with burned butter and Ragu, he would not eat lamb, he would always use cloth over paper napkins, he would hold his fork "Continental" style, he would prefer briefs over boxers, he WOULD wear fur.

Now, honestly, this is about what "I" think Jesus would do, and NOT what I would do...regardless of the similarities.  After all, as we are ALL created in God's image...there would have to be SOME similarities!    ; )